I would like to officially offer my plan for peace in the Middle East. It’s quite simple really. I propose a country swap between the People’s of Israel and Greenland. Everyone from Israel moves to Greenland, and everyone from Greenland moves to Israel. This way, the Israelis no longer have to worry about Hamas, Hamas never again has to deal with Israel and the ever-mellow folks of the frozen tundra get to bask in the sun and work on their tans for a change.
A win-win for all involved, I say.
You can send me the Nobel Peace Prize now.