Sometimes I google a bunch of random shit just to mess up the marketing profile they keep on me.
If you do searches on the stuff wealthy people enjoy, Google will plague you will far classier ads than before. Makes you feel special.
Thanks for the tip. I googgled Rolex, Ferrarri, Waterford, etc.. last night, guess what I woke up to on my laptop this morning?
Porn? It’s all about your ratios.
No, you gotta Google money. If the internet thinks you have resources, THEN it sends you the Rolex ads. Search money market accounts, how to find a lawyer when you win the lottery, offshore accounting, capital gains tax deductions, estate tax avoidance, stuff like that.
The porn will get a lot classier. Whomp, whomp.
Take two… goggling money, etc…
It also helps to make a big purchase online, like a diamond-studded G-string or a Lear jet. Then, the offers just come rollin’ in.
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