January 19th, 2034
I fooled around with the blaster today. I’m becoming a pretty good shot with alien weapon and although it’s a bit big and cumbersome, I’m able to tote it around without too much trouble. It sure packs a wallop, no doubt about it. I can’t wait to see the face on the first trooper I lay this baby on.
It’ll be a Kodak moment, to say the least.